- My friend mentioned that he and his wife are taking out a home equity line of credit to buy Christmas presents. Isn't that a little crazy? Instead, my wife and I agreed that we're limiting our spending to what we have -- our existing home equity line of credit.
- Another friend says he's disturbed by the over-emphasis on gift giving around Christmas. So this year he's taking a different approach. He's focusing on gift receiving.
- A compliment better left unsaid: Marvelous! You fill out that Santa suit better than anyone else I've ever seen.
- Which reminds me ... I was complaining to my wife that I'm heavy enough to play Santa Claus. But she assured me that I'm not overweight. She says I just need to grow several inches taller.
- If only I could clone a taller me! But actually the idea of human cloning kind of creeps me out. I mean imagine if one year I had to buy myself a Christmas present. If that ever happened, I swear I'd be beside myself.
- At this time of year you know you're in trouble if you're thinking, "I sure wish I had anti-lock brakes."
- ... OR there's another view: Anti-lock brakes are for the cowardly; the courageous file insurance claims.
- During the holidays, staying well-organized is no harder than simply being really good it.
- The best way for a person with a Scrooge-like personality to avoid broken friendships is to pick friends with short memories.
- You know you've arrived when you're featured in the Christmas parade as Grand Marshall. You know you haven't arrived when you're featured in the parade as the street sweeper.
-A holiday-time reminder: Never take your friends and family for granted. Be thankful they let you take advantage of them.
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